November 6 – Phoenix comes to town and brings Jovocop with them. What if our current #55 squares off with Jovo? My money is on the young guy. Drunkbloggin’ and rampant sinning after the jump.

November 6 – It’s now impossible to ignore Kyle Wellwood. So I’m late to the bandwagon party? It’s cool, I come from the East bearing gifts for our new lord and master.

November 3 – More Central goodness comes our way in the Thrashers tomorrow night. In the meantime, some questions: will Ouellet make it through waivers and don the Orca (hell to the yes!). Is Wellwood really for real? Will this team ever have a good first period again?

October 31 – The boys take the slow train to Anaheim tonight for a mini reunion of sorts. How will the Canucks respond on little rest? And will Mike Gillis man hug Dave Nonis?

October 30: Gameday with the LA Kings, a team who has sucked since man first stood upright yet sits only a point behind Vancouver in the standings. Worse yet, both teams are only two points back from that precious slot in the cellar of the conference where all good dreams go to die.

October 28 – Color me curious: which Vancouver Canucks team is going to show up tonight? The one from Saturday which started strong and overcame a shaky second with their special teams play or the one from a week ago that couldn’t muster a solid 60 to ice either Chicago or Columbus?

October 27: Ugh. So with almost no other options, and in keeping with the weekly edition of pillaging Manitoba, can we try Ouellet now?

October 26 – What’s that? You’re tired (perhaps hungover?) from a long weekend of whatever it is that you do. Maybe you subjected yourself to a long night of hockey and were doing double takes on what appeared to be the Sedins playing with Jason Krog? Then you’re like me.

October 23 – The Canucks are offering up a riddle for Saturday’s game. What you win is anyone’s guess. The keys to a new car? The elixir for immortality? An ex who is cool with you dating her younger, hotter sister? Who knows?! Contests are fun.

October 23 – No Vancouver news today so let’s instead play a game, courtesy of the NY Post. And, nope, this time it has nothing to do with Larry Brooks being a bonehead. I swear.