January 12: Four lost points this weekend and each game was lost with his holiness in the box. Yeah, seriously, let’s move on. And as we debate if we can get keep Sanford’s mask should he be traded, let’s go ahead and liveblog the VAN/NJ game.

January 7 – This Sundin saga is now 191 days young. Barring any Sami Salo-esque injury or Stortini taking him out in warm-ups, his holiness will suit up on the road tonight in Edmonton.

I say we pray before we liveblog every single second of it.

December 30 – Look everyone! Santa shipped the chrome krona over just a bit late this holiday season. You can see here that he’s checking his cell phone to see if Glen Sather called. Alas Mats, you’re up shit creek now. And his baldness will get a first hand view of what life is as a Canuck when he views the Vancouver/Philadelphia game this evening. So let’s liveblog the hell out of it!

December 22 – Sure the picture is old, but you have to appreciate Giguere failing, Pronger not helping and an old man in front causing havoc. Just replace Smoke with (ugh) Sundin in a few weeks and you have your second half of the season! Liveblog goodness forthcoming.

December 14 – Arrested Development anyone? The Canucks need a swift kick in the ass and I guess I’m the one who’s going to have to do it. Albeit metaphorically. In an officially sanctioned liveblog too.

December 4: A few of us bloggy types – Miss 604, Thomas Lupton and Humming Giraffe – are going to do our best not to curse, cry or light car fires while livebloging on canucks.com tonight for your enjoyment.

November 17 – Taking in the Demitra & Wellwood show in livebloggy format in a bit. And while I suspect they’ll win tonight opps!, it’s Wednesday I am staring at intently. But first thing’s first: a dance with Garth Snow, the best back-up goalie ever.

November 6 – Phoenix comes to town and brings Jovocop with them. What if our current #55 squares off with Jovo? My money is on the young guy. Drunkbloggin’ and rampant sinning after the jump.

October 17: The guys needed to outwork a better team in Detroit and did just that. Now they hop on over to Buffalo where they face an undefeated team that has only given up…watch me now…three goals. Three. This clearly demands a liveblog fueled by liquor and profuse cursing.

And hey remember Kyle Wellwood? No? Good, you’re one step ahead of the class…

October 13: Another Sea of Red will welcome the good guys tonight. Sadly they don’t get Jose “yanked already against the mighty Thrashers” Theodore, but they will get their back-up goalie and Fedorov on defense. I have my media pass, top hat, cane and monocle ready for an evening behind enemy lines. Gentlemen? Let’s plow the road.