Like a good old maid, Nonis keeps dusting and tidying up the manor as the free agency hysteria is about to kick off in a few days.
First it would appear that the Canucks have qualified both Lukas Krajicek and Cup darling Ryan Shannon. Now they are free to phone Bobby Clarke for Kesler money [...]

I may as well leave this up through the weekend (newest on top) since I have a feeling there will be several items that should provide a sound foundation for hardcore laughter and overall schadenfreude.
>> Vancouver finally grows weary of Schultz (6/23)I thought management was pretty high on the guy; they sure were last year [...]

The Province has the lone Canuck article I could find this morning of substance and the title had the record player suddenly scratch violently in my head: “Kesler insists he can score“. While he admits he has his doubters out there, he counters with:

“Right now, my game is a two-way forward and I like shutting [...]

I haven’t had hockey to comment bitch about for a whole four days and I’m already bored. Well, my boredom was alleviated briefly with chuckles by watching the Rangers get ousted and the Yankees tie up what amounts to 34 Kevin Bieksa’s for a 45-year-old crotchety Hall of Famer because, well, they are the Yankees. [...]