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Do Or Do Not…There Is No Try

Jan 31st, 2009 | By Mike | Category: Canucks = Fail, News, Previews

January 31 – Well thank God this month is over huh? You think they can turn this skid around tonight? And if they don’t shouldn’t we just own up to being the worst team in the league? At least we’d have an identity.



Leaving It All Out On The Ice

Jan 20th, 2009 | By Mike | Category: Previews, Rants, awwwww shit

January 20 – I’ve spent a week kicking this team around but tonight I’ll play a different tune: they just have to win. We can’t let another San Jose reclamation project start well on our watch. We just can’t.



Here Comes The Slow Train From Philly Again (Liveblog)

Dec 30th, 2008 | By Mike | Category: Liveblog, Previews, Rants

December 30 – Look everyone! Santa shipped the chrome krona over just a bit late this holiday season. You can see here that he’s checking his cell phone to see if Glen Sather called. Alas Mats, you’re up shit creek now. And his baldness will get a first hand view of what life is as a Canuck when he views the Vancouver/Philadelphia game this evening. So let’s liveblog the hell out of it!



The Sens Go Marching In

Dec 28th, 2008 | By Mike | Category: News, Previews

December 28: Our fair team can’t buy a win these days. So what better way to cure those ills then welcoming the incredibly sucky Ottawa Senators into town? We have to win this game. We just have to.



In Linden We Trust (Liveblog)

Dec 17th, 2008 | By Mike | Category: News, Previews, awwwww shit

December 17 – I hope everyone is near a TV tonight because the Canucks retire jerseys about once every thousand years. For one last time, let’s tap the sticks for #16, Captain Canuck, Trevor Linden. Now and always a tall glass of awesome.



Here Kitty Kitty…

Dec 9th, 2008 | By Mike | Category: News, Previews

December 9 – Did you know you can donate $100 to charity and get to watch pregame warmups at Nashville home games from the penalty box? Here’s an idea: let’s just put O’Brien in there now so at least we did something charitable this holiday season.



Canucks/Wings Liveblog

Dec 4th, 2008 | By Mike | Category: Liveblog, Previews, Rants

December 4: A few of us bloggy types – Miss 604, Thomas Lupton and Humming Giraffe – are going to do our best not to curse, cry or light car fires while livebloging on canucks.com tonight for your enjoyment.



If you don’t laugh at it, you’ll pop an artery

Dec 2nd, 2008 | By Mike | Category: Previews, Rants

December 2: The 2008 Comedy of Errors Tour continues with a third straight loss, this time to a team who has never made the playoffs, ranks dead last on the power play and deployed a rookie goaltender. And now our team suddenly has exactly one healthy goalie. The upshot? YOU (yes you) could be the next goaltender if Schneider goes down.



Bring on the Jackets Before I Throw A Brick At Your Head

Dec 1st, 2008 | By Mike | Category: News, Previews, Reviews

December 1 – Nothing ruins a well-earned and well-rested vacation like seeing your team lose to Calgary twice in a row. Several curse words come to mind. But is it the end of the world? Of course not. Well, not yet anyway.



Hitting The Shark Tank & Dousing The Flames

Nov 27th, 2008 | By Mike | Category: News, Previews

November 27: Vacation west coast style has included (1) informing SF folks that there is indeed a hockey team near them and (2) going to see that very team play. A great game but likely no where near as much ’spirit’ as Burrows and the rest of the Canucks will bring tonight against Calgary.