Reviews

This Is Progress?

Feb 1st, 2009 | By Mike | Category: Canucks = Fail, Incessant Bitching, Rants, Reviews

February 1 – Roughly four weeks until the trade deadline. Roughly eight weeks until the end of the season.

And the Canucks have lost nine at home and are two more losses away from tying their franchise record for consecutive defeats.

And some would call last night progress. Would you?



Slip Sliding Back Into Mediocrity

Jan 5th, 2009 | By Mike | Category: Incessant Bitching, News, Reviews

January 5 – Another good Labarbera start ends in another shootout loss for Vancouver, now 1-5 on the year when they can’t commit to winning in a 65 minute stretch.And Schneider is on his way back to Manitoba too.



Of Wolf And Man (And Suspect Goaltending)

Dec 31st, 2008 | By Mike | Category: Nation-Building, News, Reviews

December 31: Up next in the carousel of goalies marking their own graves: Antonio Jason Labarbera, come on down! If you liked being left to hang yourself by your own skate laces down in the pits of LA, you may enjoy your trip north where your new team hasn’t quite figured out how to play in front of either goalie you’ll be looking to replace while the team captain sits with his wounded groin (and pride).



Bring on the Jackets Before I Throw A Brick At Your Head

Dec 1st, 2008 | By Mike | Category: News, Previews, Reviews

December 1 – Nothing ruins a well-earned and well-rested vacation like seeing your team lose to Calgary twice in a row. Several curse words come to mind. But is it the end of the world? Of course not. Well, not yet anyway.



Reunion Tour ‘08 Ends With The Cooker (Liveblog of sorts. And Luongo is injured. Everyone freak out and panic.)

Nov 21st, 2008 | By Mike | Category: Crosby what?, Previews, Rants, Reviews, The NY Rangers Suck

November 22 – Humiliate Naslund’s Rangers? Check. Let Demitra pick apart his old team? Check. Bang heads with our former favorite pest Matt Cooke? Cooke was chucked out in 30 seconds. The bigger news is Luongo is out and it’s officially the Curtis Sanford show.



141 Perfect Minutes & A Shot At First Place

Nov 7th, 2008 | By Mike | Category: I'm an ass, News, Previews, Reviews

November 7 – A first place showdown with the hated Wild looms on the horizon tomorrow. Let me get the hateball rolling: Nordy, the hideously stupid Wild mascot, appears to have a broken left leg. An odd choice considering Ohlund’s fibula cracking whack on Mikko Koivu last year.



Praising Luongo and A Gift For Wellwood

Nov 5th, 2008 | By Mike | Category: I'm an ass, Rants, Reviews

November 6 – It’s now impossible to ignore Kyle Wellwood. So I’m late to the bandwagon party? It’s cool, I come from the East bearing gifts for our new lord and master.



Morrison and Nonis? Meet Wellwood and Gillis.

Oct 31st, 2008 | By Mike | Category: News, Previews, Reviews

October 31 – The boys take the slow train to Anaheim tonight for a mini reunion of sorts. How will the Canucks respond on little rest? And will Mike Gillis man hug Dave Nonis?