For fucks sakes, let’s get serious and put this Colorado team out of their misery. Let’s rock a 3-2 Canucks win this time around, Daniel gets all three. Or Naslund who needs a kick to the ass yet again. Or have it be three own goals, who cares? Just dispatch these clowns and get focused [...]

I thought it was my hazy insomnia that made me see Bulis and Santala scoring. Apparently not. Granted, you can give Vokoun an assist on the Bulis goal but it’s damn interesting that this team is 27-5-5 since Christmas and are now in the hunt for the President’s trophy of all things. And, in comparison [...]

You know what’s lost in the recent Jeff Cowan love-in? That he was claimed off waivers from the Kings. By my count, since the end of last season, we’ve given the Los Angeles franchise Marc Crawford, his hair, Dan Cloutier, Cloutier’s injury history, Cloutier’s goaltending prowess, two second rounders & a fourth rounder in 2007 [...]

At this rate the playoffs will be extremely mild since the Canucks manage to make almost every normal game now feel like one. Although, perhaps that’s just my take from missing the post season for a year and trying to get my postseason fix somewhere. But it was a solid game that had surprisingly few [...]

Considering where I am geographically, I am left to rely on blogs, the Team 1040, newspapers, carrier pigeons, smoke signals, Russian anti-tank dogs and whatever else I can find to keep me informed on the team and Vancouver in general. In regards to 1040, I am starting to wonder if this is a good idea [...]

They are two new bodies and depth is all important in the post season blah blah blah….

In truth I don’t know much about Smolinski. His numbers are pretty solid over the years, although his best post seasons seem to be back in the mid 90’s. They call him Smoke by the way; depending on where [...]

Good game by the Canucks last night. This team just keeps finding different ways to get one goal wins, although they really have to stop taking so many penalties. Seriously, it’s getting stupid and this will kill them in the playoffs. Also, like the super detective I am (in my head), I am on to [...]

Until I’m told to stop or I receive a court order delivered by a thick-necked individual with multiple facial scars compelling me to do so, I’ll be joining JJ from the Canucks Hockey Blog as a regular contributor to the fan blog on Canucks.com. My first blog for them went up today if you want [...]

…A brief look around this morning as I inhale my coffee shows me the ying and yang of life. For instance:
- A Canucks die-hard, Photoshop, and magic numbers? Fun!- Extinct cats saddled with hobbling Swedes? Not fun.- Looking pissed on the cover of a magazine with the word “Canucks” right next to your head? Fun!- [...]

Perhaps I’m the last guy to the party, but in case you missed it, the Canucks promotion department is going to harness the power of the intraweb for fans to broadcast their humiliation in hopes of winning the grand prize which includes, amongst other things, playoff tickets (presuming they make it I guess).

The good [...]