…why the hell Jagr chose to have the world’s worst facial hair?
…am I the only one who misses Ruutu (and for that matter Cooke)?
…why Mike Milbury looks utterly terrified when NBC shows him between the benches?
…if watching Umberger’s performance annoys any other Vancouver fans?
…if Bettman is touching himself at the idea of a Detroit/Pittsburgh final?
…is [...]

…on the third goal of tonight’s laugher (I probably just jinxed it considering it’s still in the second), just after Byron Ritchie scored his first as a Canuck against his former team (snicker), Alex Burrows got his second of the season off of an assist from Trevor Linden which is his 412th as a Canuck [...]

This was about as close as it can get. Most people said it would go seven games and, if Vancouver didn’t fall asleep at the wheel for games five and six, they would have been dead wrong. But it took the full seven, it took a classic Vigneault rant and it took the rise [...]

This comedic final weekend of hockey is, if I may, fan-fucking-tastic. As opposed to last year where the Canuck faithful were sacrificing virgins in hopes of squeaking into 8th, this year at least we can sit comfortably knowing that we have two games to get the two points we need for the NW crown.
What? We [...]

I just realized this is my 100th post and what makes it even better is that if they win they’re in tonight. It’s somewhat fitting that it comes down to the Avs, the fading powerhouse of the NW. I know a beat a dead horse at times with this, but it’s such a pleasure to [...]